Sweet Packs Not Your Granny's Apple 'Merica Energy Red White & Boom 16fl.oz (480ml) 8+ Flavours MericaEnergyApple
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#NotYourGrannysApple 

Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.

We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stitches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavoured whoop-ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting when you think about it.

Now we bring that flavour to your home. Enjoy.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero-calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

Ingredients: Water, Erythritol, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), Calcium D-Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Cyanocobalamin (Vit. B12 1%), Acetyl-L-Carnitine, Chlorine Biartrate, Natural and Artificial flavour, Caffeine Anhydrous, Sucralose, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Acesulfame Potassium, Guarana Extract, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative).

 

#LetsMakeAmericaGRAPEAgain

 

After years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavours, this great country needs a new corporation - one with a renewed dedication to the dream of 'Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, "Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again."

For those who've abandoned hope in tasty flavours for energy drinks, who've submitted to the endless procession of impostors' bland flavours, and unrealistic promises, 'Merica Energy welcomes you into a great, national crusade.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero-calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

Ingredients: CARBONATED WATER, ERYTHRITOL, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM CITRATE, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ACETYL-L-CARNITINE, CHOLINE BITARTRATE, CAFFEINE ANHYDROUS, SUCRALOSE, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), ACESULFAME, POTASSIUM, GUARANA EXTRACT, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE) NIACINAMIDE (VIT B3) CALCIUM D- PANTOTHENATE (VIT B5) PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VIT B6) CYANACOBALAMIN (VIT B12)

 

#MericanClassic 

 

When you hear the word classic, what do you think of? James Dean sitting in a '55 Chevy? White picket fence? That one time your cousin Jim convinced the Thanksgiving Day Marshall that he was in the paradise and then walked down Main Street, mostly naked, screaming "The British are coming"? We think of Cola...Cherry Cola.

Just like Jim, we're classic and classy as heck. To deliver the feeling of a cool brisk breeze on Jim's naked body, combined with the taste of your favourite Cola, we've developed Classic Cherry Cola Red, White & BOOM. Enjoy.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero-calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

 

Ingredients: 

CARBONATED WATER, ERYTHRITOL, CITRIC ACID, , NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, ACETYL-L-CARNITINE, CHOLINE BITARTRATE, SUCRALOSE, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), ACESULFAME, POTASSIUM BENZOATE , GUARANA EXTRACT, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE) NIACINAMIDE (VIT B3) CALCIUM D- PANTOTHENATE (VIT B5) PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VIT B6) CYANACOBALAMIN (VIT B12)

 

#ImPEACHment 

 

"Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanours." These are the acts that Article 2, Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth defines as impeachable offences.

Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavoured Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery going down here is your brain bribing your mouth to drink more of it, specifically by releasing details about your mouth's tawdry exploits in Daytona Beach for Spring Break '08. And the only high crime or a misdemeanour is not ripping your clothes off to expose your stars n' stripes undies when you swig back this freedom fruit, this 'Merica medley, this libertylicious peachy keen 'Merican dream.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine per can

 

 

Ingredients: 

Water, Erythritol, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), Calcium D-Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Cyanocobalamin (Vit. B12 1%), Acetyl-L-Carnitine, Choline Bitartrate, Natural and Artificial Flavour, Caffeine Anhydrous, Sucralose, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Acesulfame Potassium, Guarana Extract, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative).

 

#Freedom 

 

Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a '67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course, you have, you're 'Merican.

In which case, you know exactly what Freedom flavour tastes like. Seriously though, it tastes like a rocket pop.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero-calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

 

Ingredients: 

Water, Erythritol, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Natural and Artificial Flavour, Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), Calcium D-Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Cyanocobalamin (Vit. B12 1%), Acetyl-L-Carnitine, Choline Bitartrate, Caffeine Androhydrous, Sucralose, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Acesulfame Potassium, Guarana Extract, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative).

 

#Victory

 

Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favourite thing was. His answer? Victory.

The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a little of valour, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda". In honour of like, we've canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

 

Ingredients: 

Carbonated Water, Erythritol, Citric Acid, Acetyl-L-Carnitine, Choline Bitartrate, Potassium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Caffeine, Sucralose, Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Acesulfame Potassium, Potassium Citrate, Calcium D-Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Guarana Extract, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), Natural and Artificial Flavour, Cyanocobalamin (Vit. B12).

 

#JusticeKiwiStrawberry 

 

See our Lady Justice? She's peeking. Why? Because the scales of energy drinks in our great land have been tipped in the direction of garbage - throwing the balance off between great taste and value in the administration of killer energy drinks. Well, no more. 'Merica Energy's Justice Flavor has arrived to permanently reset the scale, keeping one eye open to ensure our nation never backslides into energy drink tyranny. Now, what does all that jazz taste like? No idea. Just kidding. It tastes like Kiwi Strawberry.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero-calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

 

Ingredients: 

Carbonated Water, Erythritol, Citric Acid, Potassium Citrate, Acetyl-L-Carnitine, Choline Bitartrate, Caffeine Anhydrous, Natural and Artificial Flavours, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium, Guarana Extract, Potassium Benzoate Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Calcium D-Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6) and Cyanacobalamin (Vit. B12).

 

#LibertyBlackberryLemonade

 

Since 1903, these words have sat at the feet of America's greatest symbols, Lady Liberty: "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

Turns out, she was seeing into the future and describing us faced with the trash fire that energy drinks have become. That's right, we're the huddled masses, yearning to breathe free because of the smoke from this garbage fire is choking our lungs in the aisles of convenience and grocery stores from sea to shining sea. Enter Liberty, like a gas mas soaked in blackberry lemonade, flying onto your mouth hole to save you from breathing in the smoke.

  • Sugar-free
  • Zero-calorie
  • No artificial colours
  • 200mg caffeine

 

 

Ingredients: 

Carbonated Water, Erythritol, Natural Flavour, Citric Acid, Acetyl-L-Carnitine, Choline Bitartrate, Potassium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Caffeine Anhydrous, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium, Potassium Citrate, Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Guarana Extract, Calcium D-Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), and Cyanacobalain (Vit. B12).


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